March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego.
the-little-house-fairy asked: -casually hides all of his candy-
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magna-carnage:
bigdamndemon:
magna-carnage:
With an eye roll, Arthur took a few steps ahead. Of course Alfred hadn’t paid for his groceries. He stood by the exit, waiting for his mate as the clerk checked him out. Alfred was just as stiff and unsocial to these mortals as he was, he seemed more interested in the machines they used to scan the products it seemed. It made the Briton grin...
February 2012
juchepresident:
i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of the race his friend (who is playing as toad)...
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
-textuallyactive:
am i the only teenager that actually enjoys learning about history
you have yet to meet the hetalia fandom
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Al's 'birthday' Headcannon
His ‘birthday’ that he made up on his own and with Sweet’s help corresponds with two things:
1) The landing of the Mayflower, which was on November 21st.
He remembers the date due to the fact, when he was with America, neither of them knew what a ‘date’ truly was. Al heard the people coming off the boat talking about the date, and it was the first date he ever heard...
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Tumblr... what did you do while I wasn't here...?
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|Drabble| I'm a Sinner, not a Saint (2)
The second sin he committed was the sin of Wrath.
Wrath can be defined as anger caused by many things, one of these being revenge. This sin is described as one to cause harm to others or oneself. This sin is often associated with another. In his case, it muddled with his jealousy.
Punishment for this sin is being dismembered as the one committing the sin would want to do in their anger.
He...
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
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magna-carnage:
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magna-carnage:
He blinked his emerald eyes up the blonde that had suddenly appeared from no where. A small frown formed on his face. He pushed the metal cart as he spoke, “Where did you go?!” he exclaimed, completely ignoring Alfred’s question. Arthur already saw a woman staring at the two like they were animals fighting in cages. He sighed, then sopke again in a...
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OOC: So I keep listening to 'When You're Evil'
And I just keep thinking of Al doing some evil things.
“I’m the thorn in your side that makes you wriggle and writhe!”
fromtheheartofdixie:
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bigdamndemon:
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fromtheheartofdixie:
bigdamndemon replied to your post: ‘Oh God Dammit’
“Drunken escapades say otherwise.”
I’ve never went to you while drunk.
That’s a bunch of bullshit.
”I never said you did, but you’ve gotten close.”
When, pray tell?
”I don’t keep track of your...
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thefaultygentleman:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come the fuck at me
I'd Eat Zayn →
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Laughter is the best medicine
fromtheheartofdixie:
bigdamndemon:
fromtheheartofdixie:
bigdamndemon:
fromtheheartofdixie:
bigdamndemon replied to your post: ‘Oh God Dammit’
“Drunken escapades say otherwise.”
I’ve never went to you while drunk.
That’s a bunch of bullshit.
”I never said you did, but you’ve gotten close.”
When, pray tell?
”I don’t keep track of your drunken escapades.”
So, you don’t know...
fromtheheartofdixie:
bigdamndemon:
fromtheheartofdixie:
bigdamndemon replied to your post: ‘Oh God Dammit’
“Drunken escapades say otherwise.”
I’ve never went to you while drunk.
That’s a bunch of bullshit.
”I never said you did, but you’ve gotten close.”
When, pray tell?
”I don’t keep track of your drunken escapades.”
fromtheheartofdixie:
bigdamndemon replied to your post: ‘Oh God Dammit’
“Drunken escapades say otherwise.”
I’ve never went to you while drunk.
That’s a bunch of bullshit.
”I never said you did, but you’ve gotten close.”
iameridansexual:
how do you ask someone out
do you
do you shoot them in the chest???
Anonymous asked: WHAT IF YOU AND YOUR ROLEPLAYER WERE FORCED TO HAVE A THREESOME WEITH EACHOTHER AND ONE OTHER PERSON?
Ask the roleplayer questions about their character... →
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magna-carnage:
bigdamndemon:
magna-carnage:
Arthur placed one last can into the cart, seeing that he had a reasonable amount. He looked up. “Alfred. I have to pay for thes—” his gaze looked down the aisle, then back to the other end. He mate wasn’t here. He scowled. He pushed the cart, glancing around for the wandering demon. He gritted his teeth, grumbling to himself as he looked for the...
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